It's a tough job keeping politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries. This gaffe, among others, inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play.

This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of modern politics with the addictive gameplay of the genre. The objective? Lick the world (virtually, of course – use your finger!) as fast as possible to dominate the leaderboards.

The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a variety of tappable objects. Tap the planet, tap orbiting satellites (LickLinks, a Starlink parody), F-35s, electric cars, even Air Force One – each tap earns points.

On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The game’s ever-changing content includes daily themed items: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even features a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and acquire a coveted blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, adding trucker hats representing both political sides and, of course, Trump's hair!